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发布时间:2019-10-13
 

今天,小编要给大家讲个笑话,这个笑话篇幅有点长,大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了,这则英语冷笑话的名字是:大象为什么不玩电脑?结局有惊喜噢!一起来看看吧!

 

1)

Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse:

mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人

 

2)

Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?

A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

week和weak同音:

week [wiːk] n. 周,星期

weak [wiːk] adj. 疲软的;虚弱的;无力的;不牢固的

 

3)

Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

catch有抓住的意思,catch a cold是感冒的意思

4)

Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

A: It was a fish tank.

tank n. 坦克;水槽;池塘

fish tank  鱼缸,金鱼缸

5)

Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

A: It waves.

wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思

wave [weɪv]

n. 波动;波浪;高潮;挥手示意;卷曲

vt. 卷(烫)发;向…挥手示意;使成波浪形

vi. 波动;起伏;挥手示意;摇动;呈波形

 

 



All Except the Music

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."



除了音乐

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象,她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候,她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”

“噢,好极了,小姐,” 萨莉说,“除了音乐其它都很好。”